Colorado Woman Subject of Alien Attack

[memelaina]

An unidentified Colorado woman was found this morning in a chilly bedroom lying uncovered on her bed wearing only a thin nightgown. "It was the aliens," she told our reporter, "the little grey ones. They stole all of my blankets. I don't know why they wanted them. They never spoke to me." The woman's husband, snuggled in a cocoon of covers on the other side of the bed, declined comment. The victim is recovering well after a hot shower and a cup of coffee.

Comments

[arwensouth.livejournal.com]

My problem is that the little grey aliens have an annoying tendency to push the blankets completely off of the bed, and then disavow all knowledge as to how that could possibly have happened.

[bobbie-monster.livejournal.com]

I confess that I am, on occasion, possessed by the aliens and while under their control, I steal the covers.